Your Perfect Pit Paste, According to the Zodiac

With the addition of two new limited-edition deodorants, we now offer 11 flavor profiles. So to celebrate tonight’s rare cosmic event, here’s the best flavor for you based on your zodiac sign:

Taurus

Though many think of you as the raging bull, in reality, you’re closer to the peace-loving animal in the meadow. Focused and determined, the best flavor for you is Rockin’ Rose. No frills, just floral served straight-up.

Gemini

Your dual nature means you’re constantly changing your mind, and forever in search of new and exciting things - like limited-edition Chai. Try it for the fall...or at least until something else catches your eye.

Cancer

Underneath that hard shell, you’re stockpiling emotions. Fiercely loyal and protective, you sometimes have a hard time letting go of things… like our discontinued Patchouli flavor.

Leo

King (or Queen) of stability, loyalty & consistency, you are a Primal Pit Paste classic (and #1 bestseller) - Lavender.

Virgo

A complex creature known for being reliable and playing by all the rules, your flavor match is a simple and elegant floral blend, Jacked Up Jasmine.

Libra

You’re represented by the scales for good reason - balance and harmony are at the center of your being. Your ideal flavor is the perfect balance of sweet and citrus, Orange Vanilla.

Scorpio

Strong, energetic (and just the right amount of crazy), you are Coconut Lime all the way.

Sagittarius

You are the optimistic adventurer. Always up for anything, you’d never harsh anyone’s mellow. Your perfect flavor? Mellow Matcha.

Capricorn

Practical and sensitive, you want a no-nonsense flavor that just works. Unscented.

Aquarius

Highly original and assertive, you want a bold flavor to match, and Wild Woods has got it all.

Pisces

Pisces, you are a creative water sign that seeks peace and tranquility in all you do. There’s no better match for you than Seaside.

Aries

Cheerful, confident and always in need of excitement, you are a perfect match for our new flavor, Palo Santo

13 comments

I have been using the patchouli scent for years, just finished my last jar and wanted to stock up again. This is the only scent I can wear, I’ve tried all of them that sounded even mildly appealing and we did not vibe. Sadly leaving P3 to find another natural patchouli deodorant elsewhere. If it comes back I’ll be back with it!

Taylor August 12, 2019

PATCHOULI! Also a fan of this scent. Typically could find it in store, but it’s vanished like popsicles on a hot summer day. Please, please, pleeeeease. I’m begging you. Bring back patchouli and keep it in stock. Please? Pretty please with patchouli on top??

Marjorie July 28, 2019

No patchouli?!?! 😫 It’s all my husband has used for the last several years! Came to order more bc he’s at the end of his last jar…he’s so bummed.

Anna July 15, 2019

Is the patchouli really gone!? That was my absolute favorite and I’m on my last jar! I don’t know what I’m gonna do now. Sad day..

Panda July 08, 2019

I also loved the patchouli and royal and rogue. I was so disappointed to see they were discontinued.

Kim June 25, 2019

Nooooo!! Went to order patchouli which I’ve used for years from you!! 😭 Losing a customer after 5 years.

Art Aughey June 25, 2019

Wow – so many patchouli lovers! We have been known to bring back discontinued flavors in small batches, so be sure to sign up for our newsletter so you’ll be the first to hear about it!

P3 Pure June 18, 2019

Please bring the patchouli back😥

Pam June 18, 2019

Yeah….ironic that the one I love does coincide with my supposed zodiac match, which means there’s nothing here for me. 😕 Wish I had something for me. That really has been the only one I like and the only one that actually works for me. I have tried 4 other scents with no success compared to patchouli.

Allison June 18, 2019

No more Primal Pit Paste for me since you discontinued Patchouli and Royal & Rogue.

Kathryn Byrne June 18, 2019

no more patchouli? I love that one :(

lorraine June 10, 2019

Same! What happened to the patchouli deodorant?

Lisa June 03, 2019

Why did you discontinue the patchouli deodorant? I really liked it!

Charlotte Chodosh May 28, 2019

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